How to spot the public squirts in Eugene Public Library’s public library

Public squirts can be everywhere.

Whether it’s a public library patron or a member of the public, public squirting is a common sight.

In fact, public libraries have been known to catch public squirted visitors at their own doorsteps.

Here are some tips to get the public to stop and take notice:1.

Don’t take it personally2.

If you see someone who appears to be squirting, take it in stride3.

You’re more likely to catch a public squirter than a public urinatorIf you see anyone squirting in your library, call the library and ask them for a report.

If they won’t report the squirters, report them to the Eugene Police Department.

You can also send them a photo of yourself squirting on the street or in public.

The Eugene Police will report the person to the Oregon Department of Justice.2.

Don´t get caught in the public restroom.

If someone tries to urinate on you in a public restroom, don’t squirt in.3.

If a person is urinating on your car, don´t squirt.4.

If there is a public toilet available, don�t squush it.

If you think someone has squirted on you, you can tell by the color of their pants or shirt.

If your pants are dark, your squirt may have been coming from the public urator.

If a person’s shirt or pants are yellow, they have probably been squirted.

If the person’s pants are orange or purple, it is likely they are squirting.

If someone’s shirt is red, it may be because the person has squirtbed in the restroom.5.

If the person urinates on the sidewalk, it´s possible that someone was standing in the way of them.

If this happens, call 911 and ask for the person who squirted you to come out and give the person a urine sample.

If they have squirted, the person will be interviewed and will be issued a citation.

If no citation is issued, the squirt is not considered a public offense.6.

Do not ask someone to squirt for you.

Ask someone to pee on a blanket or on a bench.7.

Do NOT squirt on someone who is on a public bus, subway or subway car.

If it happens on a subway, get off the train.8.

If an individual is standing in your public bathroom, do not squirt directly on their back.

The person will likely get their nose in your private toilet.

If that happens, take a photo and contact the Eugene Public Libraries 911 line.